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I drink therefore I am.

I never met a kid I liked.

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It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Never give a sucker an even break.

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

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