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I drink therefore I am.

9

I never met a kid I liked.

8

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

7

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

6

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

5

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

4

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

3

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

2

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

1

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

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Today's Quote

I have been under assault by the liberal media in the United States.

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Today's Shayari

उसकी चाहत का और क्या हिसाब दू.....
मैंने बिंदी भी लगाई तो अपने बाबू के आँखों में देखकर ।।

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Today's Joke

लड़की अपने दोस्त से “फ्री हो क्या मुझे बाजार तक जाना है...

और मेरी स्कूटी खराब हो गयी है”

लड़का:...

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Today's Status

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability.

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Today's Prayer

Fill my heart with joy and gladness that will make my health spring forth. Fill my days with pleasure and...

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