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I drink therefore I am.
I never met a kid I liked.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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Today's Quote
2009 was crazy enough! I can't believe I worked with Jeremy Irons, Joan Allen, Marsha Mason, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Angela...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
वो बर्फ़ का शरीफ टुकड़ा, जाम में क्या गिरा,
धीरे धीरे, खुद-ब-खुद शराब हो गया!!
Today's Joke
फेकू- मुझे शादी में बीएमडब्ल्यू मिली है...
पप्पू- लेकिन तेरे पास तो कोई गाड़ी नहीं है...
फेकू- अबे गधे!! बीएमडब्ल्यू...
Today's Status
Congratulations for inching closer to your next birthday by one more day. Good morning!
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
May today serve as a day of breakthrough for you and your family. Good morning, it’s a day of blessing.
Prayer Of The Day