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I drink therefore I am.

9

I never met a kid I liked.

8

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

7

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

6

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

5

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

4

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

3

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

2

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

1

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

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Today's Quote

I sing around the house, in the shower.

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

लूट लेते है अपने ही वरना गैरो को क्या पता कि !
ये दिल की दीवार कमजोर कहॉ से है...

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

टीटी: ये विकलांग लोगों का डिब्बा है, तुम इसमें सफर नहीं कर सकते?
यात्री: पर मेरे साथ तो ये है।...

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

Nothing is impossible when God is on your side. Good morning!

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

The only tears you shall shed from today will be tears of joy because the lord will keep performing wonders...

Prayer Of The Day

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