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I drink therefore I am.
I never met a kid I liked.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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Today's Quote
Singing is my entire life. I nearly lost that. I am so blessed to be able to do this. It's...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
तेरी यादों के संग बरसती रही अश्कों की बारिश.!!
भीग गई हथेलियाँ ढूंढते ढूंढते लकीरों में तेरा नाम.!
Today's Joke
चुनाव 2019
ज़्यादा च्वाइस ही नहीं है
"नमो" को चुनो . . .
या -
"नमूनों" को चुनो।।
Today's Status
Friendship is the shadow of the evening, which increases with the setting sun of life. Good Evening my friends!
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
On this day I pray that the Lord defends you from those that rise against you. May He fight all...
Prayer Of The Day