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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Quotes by Jimmy Durante

It's funny, in some of the interviews I've seen that were done for the film, some people say things like, 'Oh, I was never a very big Jim Woodring fan. I've never thought his work was that great.'

Quotes by Jim Woodring

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life.

Quotes by Jimi Hendrix

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.

Quotes by Jimi Hendrix

In the early days, Jerry was an antagonist, which was arguably his best casting. 'The King's' quick wit is perfectly suited to be an antagonist, but at the same time, he's so funny that it is hard to hate Jerry...

Quotes by Jim Ross

I consider myself very lucky. God has a funny way of bringing some things around and knocking you in the head with the ultimate destination. Something I should have achieved quite easily took me a long time to get around...

Quotes by Jim Morris

History often reads as a hard and grim experience. But people are remarkably resilient and funny, even when the going is very hard.

Quotes by Jim Murphy

I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity. They don't know how they should be feeling.

Quotes by Jim Dale

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

Quotes by Jim Dine

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Quotes by Jim Carrey

I love Charles Barkley, he's a good friend of mine and he's a funny guy. He knows nothing about college basketball. Less than nothing.

Quotes by Jim Boeheim

It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.

Quotes by Jim Broadbent

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.

Quotes by Jilly Cooper

Brad Pitt's role in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' - I want to do that so bad! That's one of my favorite movies of all time, and that character was so funny.

Quotes by Jessie Usher

Writing for 'Rooster' was a strange experience. It's funny, once you tap into a voice, words just start to flow. You know when you've hit a spirit or captured something.

Quotes by Jez Butterworth

I got to draw monsters, robots and write funny stories. I loved doing that stuff and working with the actors. But it got to be less and less that stuff and more about trying to be everywhere and not being...

Quotes by Jhonen Vasquez

After doing Johnny I wanted to just do something, I wouldn't say innocent, but to not have any care in the world. Lots of setups and horrible happenings but its funny.

Quotes by Jhonen Vasquez

When I read a script, I have to see the funny, and if I can see it's funny, it helps me to be able to transmit that.

Quotes by Jessica Walter

My grandparents would never admit to being Tasmanian, but I think it's really great and funny. But I guess, in the past, Tasmanians just weren't quite accepted. You had that lazy reference to them being felons.

Quotes by Jessie Cave

I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with my husband.

Quotes by Jessica Lowndes

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