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Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

I hate music, especially when it's played.

If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.

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Today's Quote

Pittsburgh's home. This is where it all started. This is always going to be home. I always have to get...

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Today's Shayari

तुम सादा-मिज़ाजी से मिटे फिरते हो जिस पर...
वो शख़्स तो दुनिया में किसी का भी नहीं है...!!

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Today's Joke

संता ने वोडाफोन के ऑफिस में फ़ोन किया ,

वोडाफोन से – हेलो सर ,

आपकी क्या कम्पलेंट है ?...

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Today's Status

Photography to me is catching a moment which is passing, and which is true.

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Today's Prayer

My Lord, bring me into greener pastures today. Make me see opportunities with money miracles for me in Jesus’ name.

Prayer Of The Day