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Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

I hate music, especially when it's played.

If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.

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Today's Quote

Without faith, I don't think I'd be here.

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

हो सके तो पास आकर देख मेरे दिल का दर्द,
फांसले से तो हर चीज छोटी नजर आती है !!

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

Breaking news:
संजय दत्त ने अभी अभी प्रेस कॉन्फ्रेंस कर समाचार दिया है

“मुझे लोग सिर्फ प्यार से बाबा बुलाते...

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

No matter how bad your day has been, the beauty of the setting sun will make everything serene. Good Evening.

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

Thank you for giving us strength for the day new. Thank you for making us have the energy to surmount...

Prayer Of The Day

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