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I've got a bunch of books... I rely on funny books and movies to cheer me up. Oh, but I must say, I do have the world's most perfect husband, so a cuddle from him always cheers me up. He's...

Quotes by Wendi McLendon-Covey

There is some humour in 'Family Values.' I don't want everyone to think it's not going to make them laugh. But there are quite a lot of poems there that aren't funny at all.

Quotes by Wendy Cope

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier.

Quotes by Wendy Cope

I personally love the record-making more than the actually performing and travelling. It's funny, the drastic shift in lifestyle that comes with it. It certainly satisfies my more adventurous side, but it leaves little time for contemplation and all of...

Quotes by Washed Out

Some characters think more like me than others; some think more like my dad or someone else. It certainly is made up of my experiences, things I've heard, things I think are funny, things I think are sad. There's sort...

Quotes by Watt Key

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

Quotes by Wavy Gravy

'Friends' played in this territory of being funny, and then also just grabbing your heart. And not afraid of that. It was a comedic soap opera. Not being afraid to have an audience feel something, laugh and cry, was quite...

Quotes by Warren Littlefield

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Warren Buffett

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

Quotes by Wanda Sykes

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.

Quotes by Wanda Sykes

I'm really funny now.

Quotes by Wanda Sykes

I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.

Quotes by Wanda Sykes

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

Quotes by Wanda Sykes

It's a funny thing, but today the Titanic is probably much more - that is people are much more aware of it than they were in 1954, when I was doing my research.

Quotes by Walter Lord

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

Walt Whitman

I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally.

Quotes by Wallace Shawn

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

Quotes by W. Somerset Maugham

I like children - fried.

Quotes by W. C. Fields

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Quotes by W. C. Fields

There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity.

Quotes by Vladimir Nabokov

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