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We are fans of Mozart and Beethoven, as well 'South Park' and Borat. We believe that we can attract many people who eschew the serious ambiance of concert halls and don't go to classical music concerts because of such reasons....

Quotes by Aleksey Igudesman

It's funny: the reason I did 'Beautiful Creatures' was the same reason I did everything else - even though it was a genre film and existed at a more studio level, the script and the characters were so well written.

Quotes by Alden Ehrenreich

It's so funny because when I talk about fashion and menswear designers, it's really like a small percentage of my head. I don't mind talking about it, but I always worry that it's gonna seem to the outside world that...

Quotes by Albert Hammond, Jr.

It's funny because looking back at my first contest, I was 15 and surfing the Haleiwa contest wearing this tiny bikini. I remember not even thinking twice about wearing it - I just thought it was normal.

Quotes by Alana Blanchard

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

Quotes by Alanis Morissette

You're either singing on TV or in front of a full cathedral and there's a bit of pressure there. I know it sounds funny but if you get used to doing it, then performing in front of people playing cricket...

Quotes by Alastair Cook

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

Quotes by Albert Brooks

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

Quotes by Albert Brooks

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.

Quotes by Albert Brooks

I've been doing comedy since I was two. You know, kids who make other kids laugh. The sickness had set in! I could make my friends' parents laugh; I had a sense of what was silly and funny.

Quotes by Albert Brooks

My father was very sick around the time I was born. The doctors thought he wouldn't live. He did recover, but I don't remember him as very active. I do remember lots of schtick around the dinner table. Generally, he...

Quotes by Albert Brooks

I did years of summer stock. I sort of only wanted to be an actor. And then at 19, I was funny, and I had some of these bits that I did for friends, and I immediately could get on...

Quotes by Albert Brooks

It's funny: in the middle of making 'The Muse,' I was offered, at the time, the first 'Ice Age,' the part that Ray Romano took: I was offered the elephant. And I couldn't even stop to breathe, so I didn't...

Quotes by Albert Brooks

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Albert Einstein

When I'm doing a drama, I wish I was doing something funny. When I'm doing something funny, I wish I was doing something more serious. I think it's just human nature.

Quotes by Alan Ruck

The Imgur community, as a whole, is generally a lot more positive and a lot more funny than other communities.

Quotes by Alan Schaaf

The funny thing is more money doesn't necessarily get you what you think it's going to get you and the way where it does get you more value on screen.

Quotes by Alan Taylor

About 100 things that your kid will do that will surprise you and break your heart and it will be a combination of fact based therapy, medically advised kinds of passages accompanied by celebrity anecdotes and just some funny stuff...

Quotes by Alan Thicke

I loved cartoons as a kid, and so many funny moments in animation for me are nonverbal sounds, unarticulated mouth noise.

Quotes by Alan Tudyk

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