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I don't mind being the funny character rather than the glamorous one, although I'm happy to do both.

Quotes by Alyson Hannigan

It doesn't matter how many people adore you or how skinny, successful, smart, talented, funny, kind, or compassionate you are. None of it matters if you don't see your wonderful self.

Quotes by Amanda de Cadenet

Being funny is everything to me.

Quotes by Allison Jones

Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air.

Quotes by Allison Jones

Sometimes fake laughing is hard once you've done a scene 18 times. I don't want to brag, but I have a reputation for being very, very good at that. It's funny finding what's challenging about acting as you go.

Quotes by Allison Williams

I've done so many funny jobs. I worked at a farmer's market through high school. I worked in the stock room of Ralph Lauren. I graduated to salesperson at Ralph Lauren, which was a big deal to me. I've been...

Quotes by Allison Williams

Hipster Sexism consists of the objectification of women but in a manner that uses mockery, quotation marks, and paradox: the stuff you learned about in literature class. As funny as Dunham's 'Girls' is, it can definitely border on Hipster Sexism.

Quotes by Alissa Quart

I love Jason Bateman. He's so funny.

Quotes by Alison Brie

I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He's so funny.

Quotes by Alison Brie

I think universities are trying to figure out how we could use what we know about learning to change our education system, but it is sort of funny that they don't necessarily seem to be consulting the people who are...

Quotes by Alison Gopnik

It's funny because I'm a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, I'm more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me.

Quotes by Alison Sweeney

People don't expect me to be as funny as I am.

Quotes by Alicia Keys

Music is funny. I shouldn't even ever talk about music, because you can have all the ideas in your head, and it never goes exactly the way that you think it's gonna go.

Quotes by Alicia Keys

If you're funny as a woman, people think it might be because someone else helped you.

Quotes by Alice Lowe

I think comedy, so much of it comes out of the strange sort of golden instant 'cause you don't know why it's funny, but you captured it.

Quotes by Alice Lowe

I love doing comedy, and that's the thing I will always go back to, really, but I'd love to have the freedom to do sort of 'meaty' roles but also have the freedom to do the sort of films I...

Quotes by Alice Lowe

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Quotes by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Quotes by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

My dad was a doctor, and he would tell us a lot of nasty, funny stories from the hospital. It was funny to me when I'd go over to other people's houses and they didn't talk about intestines at the...

Quotes by Ali Wong

My dad was obviously a really quirky, unconventional Asian man who didn't care about what other people thought. When he would fight with my mom, he would be really dramatic. He would be like, 'Devil, get away, for I am...

Quotes by Ali Wong

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