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Honestly, I like someone who is really grounded, super sweet, honest. I need them to have a sense of humor. I need them to laugh at what's funny, I need them to get jokes and be funny and be witty...

Quotes by Casper Smart

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

Quotes by Carrot Top

In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with...

Quotes by Carrot Top

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

Quotes by Carrot Top

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

Quotes by Carrot Top

The mind is a funny thing in how it works. Sometimes you have to tell yourself what's really true. If you don't, your mind starts trying to tell you lies.

Quotes by Case Keenum

I like kissing people because it's funny.

Quotes by Casey Abrams

With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. We're okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy.

Quotes by Carrie Brownstein

Instant gratification takes too long.

Quotes by Carrie Fisher

If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable.

Quotes by Carrie Fisher

The heroines in 'That's What She Said' are flawed, messy, damaged, hilarious and culpable and not really concerned about being acceptable to the audience in any traditional sense, which for me is what makes them all the more gorgeous. And...

Quotes by Carrie Preston

Our family's special holiday tradition is going over to my grandparent's house on Christmas morning. My grandma cooks a big breakfast, and I love hearing her tell old funny stories.

Quotes by Caroline Sunshine

Everyone tells me I have a funny accent. It's because I copy people. I learned English at school but have best friends who are French, Australian, English and American; a very weird mix.

Quotes by Caroline Winberg

I find it funny when women share makeup-free selfies on Twitter or Instagram, and it's such a huge deal.

Quotes by Caroline Wozniacki

In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article.

Quotes by Caroline Kennedy

I would enjoy seeing anyone else sing 'Caroline Shut Up.' That would be interesting. I would give that one away, actually, which is funny, even though it's very personal.

Quotes by Caroline Polachek

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Quotes by Caroline Rhea

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic...

Quotes by Carol Leifer

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs.

Quotes by Carol Bartz

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

Quotes by Carol Burnett

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