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Since I became more confident, I've thought, 'Right, let me get myself on the market'. So I joined Tinder and Chappie, and it was funny because, at first, the sites thought I was an imposter.

Quotes by Calum Scott

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

Quotes by Calvin Coolidge

You know what's funny? There's times when you catch a ball and really didn't even see that ball. You're like, 'That couldn't have been all me.'

Quotes by Calvin Johnson

My dad's funny. He's laid back and a cool guy.

Quotes by Calvin Johnson

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Quotes by Calvin Trillin

We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.

Quotes by Calvin Trillin

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

Quotes by Calvin Trillin

If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.

Quotes by Calvin Trillin

There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He's always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no reason. It's pretty funny. He'll joke around during scenes, too. When he guest-starred on 'Jessie,' there was nothing...

Quotes by Cameron Boyce

Kevin Hart. He's the man! I like his style. He's short, so I can relate. All the stories he tells are real. I respect that, and he's just a really funny dude - great comedy instincts. To do stand-up on...

Quotes by Cameron Boyce

Anything that I can do with Jennie Garth, I would love to do it. I really like her. I got along with her really well, and I enjoyed her perspective on life. I think she's really talented and very, very...

Quotes by Cameron Mathison

A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in...

Quotes by Calista Flockhart

It's so funny how my name has always been such a big deal. When I was growing up, my family was always moving. I had to meet new people all the time. And they'd laugh.

Quotes by Calista Flockhart

The less lines, the better. I am the silent film actor, but not in a slapstick sort of way. Film is an image-based medium, so whatever you can say without the words is far more provocative and punctuating. If the...

Quotes by Callum Keith Rennie

It was funny on '24' because I'm a Scots-Canadian, and I was working with the great Scottish actor Tony Curran, and we were both playing Russian gangsters.

Quotes by Callum Keith Rennie

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.

Quotes by Caitlin Hale

Funny enough, you know who I used to really like in Lion King? It was Scar.

Quotes by Burna Boy

Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight.

Quotes by Burt Ward

Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience.

Quotes by Burt Ward

I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasn't able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on 'E.R.' That's not generally thought of as a funny show.

Quotes by Busy Philipps

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