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I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

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Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.

People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

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