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It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put...

Quotes by Chloe Sevigny

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Quotes by Chevy Chase

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Quotes by Chevy Chase

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

Quotes by Chevy Chase

I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing.

Quotes by Chevy Chase

What's funny is funny. The same thing that made you laugh a hundred years ago makes you laugh now.

Quotes by Chevy Chase

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

Quotes by Chevy Chase

Yes, I've seen Louis CK. I wouldn't in any way make a degrading remark about Louis CK, but the question is do I think anyone is funny? And the answer is not too many people. He might fit right in...

Quotes by Chevy Chase

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

Quotes by Chevy Chase

It was pretty clear that I was a funny guy, just as a guy.

Quotes by Chevy Chase

I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus.

Quotes by Chi McBride

I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T... Doesn't mean she isn't a good person. That's a funny character to play.

Quotes by Cheryl Hines

I'm mourning with the rest of the world for the talented, gorgeous, funny, intelligent John Forsythe but my heart is broken for the loss of my dear, dear friend and neighbor. I will miss him terribly.

Quotes by Cheryl Ladd

I find it so funny how people that don't write the music, and have no involvement in it, can make such huge decisions on behalf of artists.

Quotes by Cher Lloyd

The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde.

Quotes by Cheri Oteri

There's a lot of pretty funny women out there.

Quotes by Chelsea Handler

It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?

Quotes by Chelsea Peretti

So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down to current times, where you have Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Kristen Wiig.

Quotes by Chelsea Peretti

Working on 'Parks' was like heaven because everyone there was just intimidatingly intelligent and funny, and we would have these hilarious debates about really tangential things. It was inspiring because I felt really challenged to be my best.

Quotes by Chelsea Peretti

When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don't remember how old she was at the time, but she just had this edgy hour that...

Quotes by Chelsea Peretti

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