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What after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.

Quotes by Christopher Fry

You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part.

Quotes by Christopher Gorham

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

Quotes by Christopher Guest

What's interesting about Laurel and Hardy is that in most comedy teams, there's a straight man, and then there's the funny guy. And with Laurel and Hardy, they're both the funny guy.

Quotes by Christopher Guest

People who take themselves too seriously, who can't see anything else, are usually funny.

Quotes by Christopher Guest

I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.

Quotes by Christopher Buckley

My favorite app is 'StumbleUpon,' because it just gives you interesting things that are sometimes exactly the stuff I'm interested in and sometimes just silly and funny.

Quotes by Christine Quinn

My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important.

Quotes by Christine Taylor

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.

Quotes by Christina Grimmie

Staring down the barrel of a gun is the scariest thing you could ever experience. It's not funny. It's not for the movies.

Quotes by Christina Milian

I've always loved 'Umbrella.' Funny enough, my ex-husband wrote that, and I'm not saying it was meant for me or anything - people will start twisting this - it is Rihanna's song! But I've always loved it.

Quotes by Christina Milian

I love cookbooks. I certainly have my fair share at home, but I'm a really funny cookbook person: I don't really ever cook out of cookbooks. I like cookbooks for the commentary or the pictures or the history.

Quotes by Christina Tosi

I thought my family was really funny. Everybody in my family was funny. My mom and dad both have great senses of humor and really saw the funny in stuff, so I think that's probably where it came from. I...

Quotes by Christine Ebersole

It's funny because as a composer, you want to hear your songs live on. I think a lot of times people will create a song and it becomes stagnant or something that they're no longer interested in playing, and they...

Quotes by Christian Scott

It's so funny because all those years I was working, I basically always felt that whatever job I was doing would probably be the last one I would get. I really never thought that I stacked up with the other...

Quotes by Christie Brinkley

What's funny in Italy may not be funny in Spain.

Quotes by Christie Hefner

I consider myself very fortunate to grow up in a time when my family, my friends don't look at me funny because I'm a 29-year-old single woman.

Quotes by Christie Hefner

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Quotes by Christina Aguilera

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.

Quotes by Christian Bale

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