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I'm a performer, comedian, entertainer, writer and director.

Quotes by William Shatner

British comedian Imran Yusuf is fantastic and so is Shazia Mirza, also London-based.

Quotes by Varun Grover

I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.

Quotes by Tracy Morgan

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

Quotes by Tom Leykis

I spent 25 years as a stand-up comedian.

Quotes by Steven Michael Quezada

My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.

Quotes by Steve Buscemi

I'm not just a pundit - I'm a comedian.

Quotes by Stephen Colbert

I was an actor before becoming a comedian.

Quotes by Shelley Berman

I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays.

Quotes by Sam Kinison

When I first realized that I wanted to be a stand-up comedian was when I was in the service.

Quotes by Rudy Ray Moore

As a comedian, I'm always quoting 'Caddyshack' and 'Dumb and Dumber.'

Quotes by Rob Riggle

I can be a bit movement-orientated and flamboyant because, essentially, I'm a physical comedian.

Quotes by Rhys Darby

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.

Quotes by Peter Baynham

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

Quotes by Penn Jillette

I was half Catskills comedian, half 1800s matron.

Quotes by Paula Pell

The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.

Quotes by Pat Morita

A good comedian has to be a fine actor all around.

Quotes by Paresh Rawal

I am not a comedian.

Quotes by Mukesh Tiwari

I don't consider myself an Iranian comedian; I consider myself a comedian who happens to be of Iranian descent.

Quotes by Maz Jobrani

My great-grandfather was a variety hall comedian called Billy Mack.

Quotes by Lee Mack

My family were nothing but pleased when I told them I wanted to be a comedian.

Quotes by Lee Mack

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

Quotes by Kevin Nealon

I wanted to be a comedian.

Quotes by Kelly Slater

I don't want to have to be a teacher so I can be a comedian.

Quotes by Josh Gondelman

I would say I'm a goof ball, but not a comedian.

Quotes by Jake Lacy

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

Quotes by George Lindsey

I wanted to be a director and comedian and my plan was to go to NYU. I wanted to be in UCB.

Quotes by Finn Wolfhard

Basically I wanted to be a male comedian; those were my idols.

Quotes by Emily Meade

It takes many years to be a great comedian.

Quotes by Don Rickles

I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.

Quotes by Dennis Miller

You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.

Quotes by David Steinberg

I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor.

Quotes by Chris Diamantopoulos

I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.

Quotes by Chelsea Handler

Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.

Quotes by Cate Blanchett

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

Quotes by Carrot Top

A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.

Quotes by Buddy Hackett

I've wanted to be a comedian since I was a kid, and my parents were very supportive of that.

Quotes by Brett Gelman

I consider myself a bit of a comedian. I write a lot of humorous songs.

Quotes by Brad Paisley

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

Quotes by Brad Garrett

I don't think of myself as a comedian.

Quotes by Bonnie Hunt

I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.

Quotes by Bobby Darin

There isn't a comedian in the world that hasn't bombed.

Quotes by Bob Newhart

I always wanted to be a comedian but never thought I'd be a musical comedian.

Quotes by Bo Burnham

I always wanted to be a comedian and actor.

Quotes by Bo Burnham

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

Quotes by Bernie Mac

I never thought I was going to be a comedian.

Quotes by Anjelah Johnson

A lot of being a comedian is about observing people.

Quotes by Anh Do

I was stuck in the benefits of being a known comedian.

Quotes by Andrea Martin

I'm never going to be an improv comedian.

Quotes by Andre Braugher

I didn't really want to be a comedian.

Quotes by Allan Carr

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

Quotes by Adam Carolla

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