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I'm a comedian, not a politician.

Quotes by Adam Carolla

I'm a performer, comedian, entertainer, writer and director.

Quotes by William Shatner

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British comedian Imran Yusuf is fantastic and so is Shazia Mirza, also London-based.

Quotes by Varun Grover

I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.

Quotes by Tracy Morgan

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

Quotes by Tom Leykis

I spent 25 years as a stand-up comedian.

Quotes by Steven Michael Quezada

My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.

Quotes by Steve Buscemi

I'm not just a pundit - I'm a comedian.

Quotes by Stephen Colbert

I was an actor before becoming a comedian.

Quotes by Shelley Berman

I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays.

Quotes by Sam Kinison

When I first realized that I wanted to be a stand-up comedian was when I was in the service.

Quotes by Rudy Ray Moore

As a comedian, I'm always quoting 'Caddyshack' and 'Dumb and Dumber.'

Quotes by Rob Riggle

I can be a bit movement-orientated and flamboyant because, essentially, I'm a physical comedian.

Quotes by Rhys Darby

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.

Quotes by Peter Baynham

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

Quotes by Penn Jillette

I was half Catskills comedian, half 1800s matron.

Quotes by Paula Pell

The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.

Quotes by Pat Morita

A good comedian has to be a fine actor all around.

Quotes by Paresh Rawal

I am not a comedian.

Quotes by Mukesh Tiwari

I don't consider myself an Iranian comedian; I consider myself a comedian who happens to be of Iranian descent.

Quotes by Maz Jobrani

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