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You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.

So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.

'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude.

I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.

Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.

I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working.

Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts.

I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.

You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.

What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man.

Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life.

I would love to try action films.

It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it.

I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.

I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are.

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.

As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.

I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at all. Why should I? People are people. There's no reason why one person can't relate to any other person on this planet in some way or another.

I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out comic from Brooklyn and the Bronx to being a regular character on a major network comedy called 'Martin.' From there I went on to become the most notable black comic on 'Saturday Night Live' since Eddie Murphy.

My life growing up was a twisted Bronx version of 'The Color Purple.' It had a much different soundtrack and no trees, but that desperation was the same.

I want to be an example of a guy who made something of himself out of nothing. A guy who overcame the odds of a tough childhood, who worked hard, who didn't let his surroundings get the best of him and lead him to jail or the graveyard. Where I ended up - being a comedian, a TV star, and a movie actor - might be unique, but my story is not.

It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them.

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.

To me, politics is a pile of tricks.

Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. You have to see how you're carrying yourself because there's a little girl. There's not a little boy, there's a little girl. I think I'm a little more overprotective.

I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.

You gotta understand, my great-grandfather was German and Irish. My grandmother was Indian, and my grandfather was African-American, so we all got a little something in us.

I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.'

'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that.

Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing.

I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.

Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.

If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.

Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being.

There's nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let you know right then and there. That relationship is established in 30 seconds. The first 30 seconds, they'll let you know whether they like you or not.

I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too.

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.

God gave us dreams, but he gave us kids to make all those dreams worthwhile. And when I look at all my kids, I say everything that I've ever went through in my life was worthwhile.

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