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I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

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I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.

The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.

I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to...

I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I think the most important thing about learning comedy is to start from who you are. If you begin the process by imitating what you perceive to be a comedy rhythm, you will get laughs sooner, but you will not...

Being a dancer and a singer gave me some advantage with regards to having a stage presence. I always take my timing from the audience because they are half of my act.

Every audience has a personality. Some of them don't have the best personalities, but you're on a date with them for an hour and a half, so you just make the best of it.

I don't do Jewish stuff because I don't want people to be left out. If I mention the Torah in Alabama, it's not going to go down that well. I used to do some Jewish jokes because when I started,...

I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. It's like having a different dancing partner every night.

I have no organisational skills. All my energy goes into worry - worrying takes a lot of energy.

On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.'

If you are who you are on stage, people pay attention.

I wanted to say things that were natural coming from me.

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