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I don't know if the art of stand-up will survive. Stand-up seems dated. Now you can do a mini-movie or a short with a beginning, middle, and end. A guy standing there seems a little old - especially when you...
Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or get a laugh, but it has to be in them.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.
Bill Murray is a wonderful actor, and he's very funny, and I've seen him be serious and terrific.
I don't mean to sound - I don't want it to come out funny, but I don't like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it.
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.
Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking.
Let's say I'm not feeling well, and somebody would say to me, 'Just do an easy show, just go out and do a light...' - I can't! I cannot do that kind of a show. I have to still put...
Lots of models have played mermaids throughout history and it is, kind of, a funny rite of passage.
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