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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

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I think St. Jude helped me achieve some miracles in my life - that's why I wear the medallion in...

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Today's Shayari

हर शाम को ढलता सूरज याद दिलाता है…
आज और एक दिन हो गया उसे बेवफा हुए।

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Today's Joke

लड़का : पता है, बस में बैठते हुए मैं किसी लड़की को खड़ा नहीं देख सकता..
लड़की : तो फिर...

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Today's Status

Cupid is the second name of the evening because most romantic dates start in the evening. Good evening sweetheart.

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Today's Prayer

Another Friday is here, and I pray that it turns out better than the previous ones you’ve encountered. May your...

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