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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

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In committing an estimated 3,000 U.S. forces to join international Ebola relief efforts in West Africa, President Obama seems to...

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अजीब अंधेरा है ए इश्क़ तेरी मैफिल में,
किसी ने दिल भी जलाया तो रोशनी ना हुई

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ना मैं चुनाव लड़ रही हूं,
ना मेरा पति,
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Show me that you mean more than life to me. Manifest your names unto me and give me an encounter...

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