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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Today's Shayari
इल्ज़ाम तो हर हाल में काँटों पे ही लगेगा,
ये सोचकर अक्सर फूल भी चुपचाप ज़ख्म दे जातें हैं !
Today's Joke
दामाद ससुर सेः पापाजी आपकी लाडली ने नाक में दम कर रखा है..!
ससुरः बेटा मेरे बारे में सोचो.. मेरे...
Today's Status
Life is like a book. Each day like a new page. So let the first words you write be Good...
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
My prayer for you this morning is for Jesus to take the wheel in all your situations. Have a fruitful...
Prayer Of The Day