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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Today's Quote
Beware of addictive medicines. Everything in moderation. This applies particularly to the Internet and your sofa. The physical world is...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
कुछ तो बात है चाहत मै...
वरना एक लाश के लिये कोई ताजमहल नही बनाता...
Today's Joke
एक शराबी सड़क पर जा रहा था। अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड़ में गिर गया।
उसी समय बिजली चमकी तो शराबी...
Today's Status
Forget tomorrow, say goodbye to sorrow. Think about the future, let your life rapture. Good morning!
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
This day shall bring us nothing but the truest and purest form of happiness. We shall enjoy every benefit today...
Prayer Of The Day