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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

Quotes by Mark Russell

When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive part of a person's sensibility. It's an almost impossible thing to teach anyone, which leads me to believe...

Quotes by Mark Leyner

It's funny; we never had anything like credibility. Even though we all have some sort of punk-rock background, but so what? I really don't care about that. What's credibility anyway? Who has credibility?

Quotes by Mark McGrath

People in America think of it as a sad and downtrodden place, and I guess it could be, but it's not because that's not who Cubans are. In Cuba, you get a good story every day you go out walking....

Quotes by Mark Kurlansky

I just recently joined Twitter. It's very positive - I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just open my Twitter account and see 'Oh, I love you! I love the show!' and it's great. I'm...

Quotes by Mark Feuerstein

It's funny: the one time I got star-struck was when I met Snoop Dogg. I gave him a hug and said, 'I love you, man.'

Quotes by Mark Foster

Obviously we know Bill Hader is funny and charming, but my question is, can he do raw humanity and naturalism? I think so.

Quotes by Mark Duplass

I don't know why we, in the art world, cannot unpack things and sort of make hybrid notions of a practice. We're very rigid. It's funny, though; in music, we have no problem sampling, mixing and remixing. But in the...

Quotes by Mark Bradford

The other day in the garage, I found a book report from the seventh grade that I did about silent movie stars. It's funny to look at now, because it really foretold what my future would be.

Quotes by Mark Bridges

My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.

Quotes by Mark Consuelos

Baldwin is sort of getting to be a bit funny. I don't know what happened, but a few years ago they suddenly went bankrupt and Gibson bought the whole outfit. Since then they haven't seemed to be doing an awfully...

Quotes by Marian McPartland

I know I'm funny, because I'm eccentric, I'm odd. I'm not what you expect.

Quotes by Marian Seldes

I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families.

Quotes by Maria Shriver

My mom always told me, 'You're very smart; you're very funny.' She never told me, 'You're very beautiful.'

Quotes by Mariacarla Boscono

People of my generation in Portugal fell into the magic potion of political ideas. What was very funny about this revolution was that it did not bring wealth to the Portuguese. But it brought language, ideas. You'd go to the...

Quotes by Maria de Medeiros

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

Quotes by Margaret Smith

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Quotes by Margaret Mead

It was funny being at high school and also grocery shopping and having a job. Other kids were going home to their parents, who were doing their laundry, and I was like, 'Wait, what?' I was super isolated. I was...

Quotes by Margaret Qualley

There are things done under the name of science which are ridiculous. But there is also stuff done which sounds funny but is really serious.

Quotes by Margaret Geller

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

Quotes by Marcelene Cox

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What's a heartwarming quote about parenting and humor?
One quote captures the joy of fatherhood, saying "I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny," adding that kids "always supply you with acting material!" For more lighthearted lines, see our Captions page.
Is there a quote about creating funny characters?
Yes - one quote shares a simple creative goal: "All I want to do is write songs about funny characters I made up." Browse more in our Jokes collection.
Does the collection touch on dramatizing funny moments?
One quote reflects on a creative habit, mentioning enjoying dramatizing "someone coming unglued" as something that can be "sometimes funny." For more playful riddles, see our Riddles page.
Is there a quote celebrating funny women in comedy?
Yes - one quote honors the legacy of women in comedy, noting there "have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers," and how audiences recognize the extra effort it's taken for women to succeed in the field.
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