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Experience is a funny thing. You don't always have it when you need it.

Quotes by Patrick Chan

I was intentionally curbing the impulse to be funny and hiding the ability. I wrote any number of very serious attempts at poems, short stories, novels - horrible. At a certain point, I recognized that it was fun to write...

Quotes by Patrick deWitt

It was funny because on the day that I joined the club, the newspaper that broke the news was one that people don't always trust or believe. Then, when I signed, and there were pictures of me and Sir Alex...

Quotes by Park Ji-sung

I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don't realize it but in order to be funny you...

Quotes by Parker Posey

When my parents were dating, they were very poor, so my dad couldn't take my mom out. They would go to the grocery store and pick out funny looking vegetables. When I grew up, we'd still go and find the...

Quotes by Parker Posey

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

Quotes by Paris Hilton

It's funny that as soon as I retired from international football, Italy won the World Cup.

Quotes by Paolo Maldini

I can't imagine bringing in somebody else to direct my show. Wouldn't that be funny, if next season I had, like, Michael Bay come in and direct 'Better Things'? I wonder what that would be like?

Quotes by Pamela Adlon

It's spelled, like, S-E-R-G. I always thought it would be funny if I called my son 'Sir.' Like calling your daughter 'Ma'am,' or something like that.

Quotes by Pamela Adlon

I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian.

Quotes by Pamela Anderson

My career only took off because of one football game. I thought it was funny. 'Playboy' called and offered me a cover just like that. I turned them down initially, because I was nervous about it and my boyfriend at...

Quotes by Pamela Anderson

It is one thing to go on stage and be funny or be in a good place in your career, but for a woman, actually facing the elements in a physical way is a very powerful thing.

Quotes by Pamela Stephenson

I'm surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don't have any problem telling me I'm acting like an idiot or I'm not that funny.

Quotes by Paloma Faith

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

Quotes by P. G. Wodehouse

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Quotes by P. G. Wodehouse

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

Quotes by P. G. Wodehouse

It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it.

Quotes by Owen Wilson

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Quotes by Oscar Levant

I have an unfortunate personality.

Quotes by Orson Welles

I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?

Quotes by Orlando Bloom

Frequently Asked Questions

What's a heartwarming quote about parenting and humor?
One quote captures the joy of fatherhood, saying "I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny," adding that kids "always supply you with acting material!" For more lighthearted lines, see our Captions page.
Is there a quote about creating funny characters?
Yes - one quote shares a simple creative goal: "All I want to do is write songs about funny characters I made up." Browse more in our Jokes collection.
Does the collection touch on dramatizing funny moments?
One quote reflects on a creative habit, mentioning enjoying dramatizing "someone coming unglued" as something that can be "sometimes funny." For more playful riddles, see our Riddles page.
Is there a quote celebrating funny women in comedy?
Yes - one quote honors the legacy of women in comedy, noting there "have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers," and how audiences recognize the extra effort it's taken for women to succeed in the field.
What's the tone across this funny quotes collection?
It ranges from family warmth to creative ambition to a tribute to comedic trailblazers. Explore more in our Shayari collection.

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