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Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'when!'

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.

Flowers are happy things.

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and realize the heights to which he has climbed.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting.

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