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Steve Buscemi, in between takes, becomes like a clam. It's hard to get a word out of him. It's very funny.

Quotes by Peter Stormare

I like to create characters that are larger than life. But it's funny because I do a lot of bad guys, and it's because, being European, I usually get cast as bad guys. It's just how it is.

Quotes by Peter Stormare

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Quotes by Peter Ustinov

It's funny, because I was trained as a dramatic actor at New York's Colonnades Theater Lab in the '70s, along with Jeff Goldblum, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman. People I worked with there saw a comedian in me. I'm still...

Quotes by Peter Scolari

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

Quotes by Peter Sellers

The funny thing in France is that writers are not allowed to retire, because the French government say you are still earning money from books you wrote 20 years ago.

Quotes by Peter Mayle

Our pious horror at the intolerant and repressive behaviour of Islamic State is bitterly funny, given that it is really not that different from the policies of our close ally, Saudi Arabia.

Quotes by Peter Hitchens

It's funny, but on a set there's a pecking order. There's a caste system, you know? It goes from the star down to the extra. That includes the crew as well. I've never liked that.

Quotes by Peter Jason

I had several turtles before they were in. People seemed to think they were funny. Now everyone is wearing them practically every place. I think that's real fine, but I don't agree they should go to a formal affair. Turtlenecks...

Quotes by Peter Graves

Money in property is dead money. It doesn't help the country. It's funny how the U.K., Ireland and Spain are the most property-obsessed nations in Europe and yet are also the ones suffering the most.

Quotes by Peter Hargreaves

I think the best dramas are as funny as possible and the best comedies have, underneath them, real substance.

Quotes by Peter Hedges

When I was a kid, the idea of gettin' paid to paint your face... listen, I grew up in Ossining, New York, a nice little town by the Hudson, and nothin' ever interested me except being your usual high school...

Quotes by Peter Falk

Nine out of 10 times these guys will hit it-they'll be on something incredibly funny, but one out of 10, two out of 10, they'll fall flat on their faces. That's what makes them great actors: they take those chances,...

Quotes by Peter Farrelly

I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny.

Quotes by Peter Farrelly

My knowledge of Vancouver and Canada was limited to what I knew about Bob and Doug McKenzie. I thought they were funny, talking out of the sides of their mouths and saying 'eh' and wearing toques.

Quotes by Peter DeLuise

I was shot from the funny gun.

Quotes by Peter DeLuise

We, as Americans, at least - I mean, I love my country - but we're so self-righteous sometimes, in terms of, like, our nationality, our country. But we're people from somewhere else; the true 'Americans' are the original peoples. It's...

Quotes by Peter Dinklage

It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny.

Quotes by Peter Dinklage

It's a rare film that has staying power. 'A Christmas Story' is not just a funny movie but something that connects with people.

Quotes by Peter Billingsley

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny.

Quotes by Pete Wentz

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What's a heartwarming quote about parenting and humor?
One quote captures the joy of fatherhood, saying "I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny," adding that kids "always supply you with acting material!" For more lighthearted lines, see our Captions page.
Is there a quote about creating funny characters?
Yes - one quote shares a simple creative goal: "All I want to do is write songs about funny characters I made up." Browse more in our Jokes collection.
Does the collection touch on dramatizing funny moments?
One quote reflects on a creative habit, mentioning enjoying dramatizing "someone coming unglued" as something that can be "sometimes funny." For more playful riddles, see our Riddles page.
Is there a quote celebrating funny women in comedy?
Yes - one quote honors the legacy of women in comedy, noting there "have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers," and how audiences recognize the extra effort it's taken for women to succeed in the field.
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