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I feel like network didn't want me. I was doing all these pilots, and it never worked out. I was like, network doesn't like me. I'm going to go to cable where I'm appreciated. Then it was funny; I think...

Quotes by Abigail Spencer

It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.

Quotes by Abel Ferrara

There haven't been a lot of superhero movies with female leads, and there have been even fewer - if any - that were truly funny. I heard Ant-Man was, but I haven't seen that yet. So, that would be my...

Quotes by Abbi Jacobson

I definitely started to perform a little bit in middle school, but not the typical musical/play route. I think that I am funny, but it was more of a social thing, where that was my part in my circle of...

Quotes by Abbi Jacobson

What I love about comedy is that it's unquestionably working. There are varying degrees of that, where there's something that makes you smile and is funny versus something that makes you hysterically laugh.

Quotes by Abbi Jacobson

I love being a mum. Sophia is so funny and has a great personality.

Quotes by Abbey Clancy

For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque, and it's just like, that's revolting to watch. I don't enjoy it. But when it's a Tarantino film, I'm lining up outside the door to see it, and I'm expecting...

Quotes by Aaron Taylor-Johnson

I was raised by women. Now I'm raising women. I was always better around girls. I live in an all-female household. I even have two female dogs... It's funny how that turned out.

Quotes by Aaron Taylor-Johnson

It's funny because if you ever ask anyone in England to try and do a Beatles accent, no one knows what they really sound like. If you ask anyone in America, they would try and give it a go. English...

Quotes by Aaron Taylor-Johnson

When I was right out of college, I felt competitive with some of the guys in my class over career stuff. It's funny now to think about it - that a friend getting a job or something had anything to...

Quotes by Aaron Staton

It's so funny, I've done so many projects where I've been interrogated. I guest starred on almost every hour drama, and I'm always the guy they think is the bad guy but then they find out is not.

Quotes by Aaron Paul

I grew up playing hockey and some football, and I always think about the first time you walk into the locker room on a new team. The cliques are looking at you funny, and you make one friend, but then...

Quotes by Aaron Douglas

All people from small islands dance funny.

Quotes by A. A. Gill

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Quotes by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Macho does not prove mucho.

Quotes by Zsa Zsa Gabor

It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.

Quotes by Zora Neale Hurston

I really like funny women. I'm drawn to women like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig, Amy Schumer. They're writers, they're producers, they're actresses. They're brilliant, funny, excellent women.

Quotes by Zoe Foster Blake

Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.

Quotes by Zedd

It's funny how you never know who you're going to share your life with.

Quotes by Zal Batmanglij

You know, I've just always been sort of goofy and kind of gone with it. I actually usually work more in drama, but I have been floating back and forth with comedy, and somehow they keep giving me jobs in...

Quotes by Zachary Knighton

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