Logo - Feel The Words

Fried Quotes: Comfort Food and Dark Humor

Comfort food, dark humor

One of these fried quotes is pure comfort food, naming fried chicken as a lifelong favorite meal the speaker has Always loved.

I like children - fried.

Quotes by W. C. Fields

My favorite meal has always been fried chicken.

Quotes by Tom Watson

I love eggs fried over medium.

Quotes by Slick Rick

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

Quotes by Satchel Paige

Always Quotes

Fried vegetables, often overbattered and undercooked, tend to disappoint me with their tough or soggy crusts.

Quotes by Samin Nosrat

Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food.

Quotes by Chelsea Clinton

Frequently Asked Questions

What's the joke behind 'I like children - fried'?
It's a deliberately dark one-liner that plays on the word 'fried' by pairing it unexpectedly with children rather than food, catching the reader off guard.
What's described as a lifelong favorite meal?
Fried chicken. One speaker says it has Always been their favorite meal, without qualification.
How does someone prefer their eggs cooked?
One quote simply states a love for eggs fried over medium, a specific and common breakfast preference.
Why does one quote warn against fried food?
It advises readers to Avoid fried foods, claiming they tend to anger up the Blood, a colorful way of linking diet to mood or health.
Do these fried quotes agree on whether fried food is good?
No. They're split between genuine fondness for fried chicken and eggs and a direct warning to avoid fried food altogether.

Another takes the opposite stance, warning readers to Avoid fried foods entirely because of what it can do to your mood and health.