Fart Quotes

Most Famous Fart Quotes of All Time!

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I want to become so successful that if I wanna fart on a track, I can, and it will sell.

Quotes by Tulisa

I couldn't fart in an elevator without people wanting to sue me.

Quotes by Tommy Morrison

If you can fart in front of somebody, you know that they love you.

Quotes by Thundercat

I fart. My backstage ritual is flatulence.

Quotes by Summer Walker

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Quotes by Lyndon B. Johnson

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me.

Quotes by Harry Redknapp

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

Quotes by George A. Romero

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