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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
I need to not be typecast as big, black, and dumb but be seen as an intelligent, witty, bold, and charismatic person.
I actually think Bill Gates is conventionally smarter, even though it's a dumb word, but mental processing power - I've watched him use four different screens, process information, get to the right answer, boom boom boom.
I really don't want to be associated with the low-brow Black Metal genre. If you want to know what I mean when I say that, just have a look at an Immortal video on YouTube or something. It's so dumb I don't know what to say, really, and it's so ridiculous, we can barely tell the difference between the real stuff and the parodies.
The good of a book lies in its being read. A book is made up of signs that speak of other signs, which in their turn speak of things. Without an eye to read them, a book contains signs that produce no concepts; therefore it is dumb.
We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was.
I never want to dumb it down. If there's any simplification, it's just a simplification to make sure that the reader understands the point that the character is trying to make.
I had no confidence at school. I was not a good student and I really thought I was pretty stupid. Just dumb.
The music that I wrote and recorded is music that I really enjoy listening to. It's just dumb luck that a lot of other people do, too.
If the federal government is dumb enough to give it to us, we'll be smart enough to take it. In Minnesota's case, we are not a net taker of money from the federal government.
Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13. Maybe they can't comprehend that the Braves have only won one World Series in those 13 years.
God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf.
I'm not trying to be self-serving, but you know, you get to Hollywood, and if you want to make something big and loud and dumb, it's pretty easy. It's very hard to go down there and make a film like 'Sideways,' which I thought was a great film. They don't want to make films like that anymore, even though that film was very successful.
Dumb luck brought on the move from business to acting. I had moved to New York when I was 23, in the year 2000. On a lark, I went to audition for a soap opera.
The drummer is stereotypically the dumb guy. Maybe that's why I always respect drummers who do more than drum.
As a businessman, Sunil Shetty is dumb. His image as a 'businessman' is what his partners should have. They deserve all the credit.
When I was a very young kid, the first music that really turned me on was a new wave of British heavy metal - big, dumb rock music. There was a band called Diamond Head - they were basically the band that inspired Metallica. But I also liked bands like Saxon and Iron Maiden.
For decades, we've worked under the assumption that mass culture follows a steadily declining path toward lowest-common-denominator standards, presumably because the 'masses' want dumb, simple pleasures and big media companies want to give the masses what they want.
It's bad enough on a first date trying not to say something dumb without having three Secret Service guys with you.
I think you've got be willing as an interviewer to ask the dumb question every now and then.
I do not own a cellphone; I do not use a cellphone. I do not have a phone. No. Phone. Not even an old-fashioned dumb one. Nothing.
The great American work ethic has not been lost, but it has been eroded by years of dumb government policies that Mr. Trump and Congress can correct.
Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.
I can't do the terrible mistake of thinking audiences are dumb and will accept anything I do. I want to be cautious about my choices.
Football players are misunderstood. They aren't the dumb jocks people think they are.
I just want to creatively grow and be inspired. I don't want to do anything generic or dumb.
Sometimes it's better to have a benign dictator than a dumb democracy, to be honest.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
I don't like any one race or look or type of guy. My tastes as far as looks go are very diverse. I like guys with scruffy beards and leather jackets, but I also like a clean-cut 'GQ'-type guy, so my tastes are very ranged among somebody who laughs at my dumb jokes, too. I have plenty of them.
I'm really tall, and I used slouch and think it was really uncool to stand up straight - now I wish I hadn't been quite so dumb!
Striving to tell his woes, words would not come; For light cares speak, when mighty griefs are dumb.
It's well known that many girls have a tendency to dumb down when they're in middle school.
I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of anybody or anything - like getting fired or anything like that.
A shot-down advance doesn't have to mean the end of a relationship, right? You can still be friends, as long as you're not dumb about it.
You can have an idea that everyone else thinks is dumb, and it's still a good idea.
I'll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless.
That's why I kept wrestling - I'm too dumb to realize I can't win, so I keep wrestling until I ultimately succeed. I'm pretty dang stubborn.
A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?
I'd like to make it very clear that getting bitten by a venomous snake is dumb, clumsy and nothing to be proud of.
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
I hated my childhood. It was loathsome. My parents were deaf and dumb. Profoundly so. They could make noises when they were emotionally aroused, but they couldn't form it into speech.
I set a goal for myself everyday when I write - 10 pages a day - and it's much harder because I'm too dumb to turn off my Twitter and everything so it's always on and it's a real distraction. It's a major distraction.
For it would have been better that man should have been born dumb, nay, void of all reason, rather than that he should employ the gifts of Providence to the destruction of his neighbor.
Seeing how dumb and stupid they often are, I just couldn't imagine minions being girls.
Twitter is an extension of every dumb thought I have, firing it off - Instagram is a little more methodical.
I kinda liked ol' Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master's just in case. I thought, if I ever needed it, I'd have the sheepskin to show people no matter how dumb I looked, actually I was about half intelligent. I got the degree to let 'em know I wasn't as dumb as I acted.
Profound thoughts and profound experiences get revealed to be tricks that we play on ourselves, and poetry gets revealed to be just, like, some dumb words that somebody put in an interesting order.
If I were to publicly give away my secrets, I'd be dumb. I am an intelligent woman who is focused on the prize.
The great thing about being young and dumb is that you don't know what you can't do.
One of my favorite films is 'Dumb and Dumber.' I'd love to do some really silly comedy someday.
Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public.
Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there.
Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.
The first dumb idea was to do it at all - to take 'Fargo,' this beloved classic, and turn it into a television show. The second dumb idea, when you do it and it works, was to throw everything out and start again.
My idea of horses is from when I grew up on a farm. They were big, and they were dumb.
No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives.
A lot of the time, people think I'm really dumb or really uncomfortable talking to them, which is kind of a real thing.
We human beings do a lot of dumb things, and war is certainly the dumbest.
It's just dumb: how you can have the number 1 record in Los Angeles and not have the number 1 record in New York? It's crazy.
If you're not doing it for the right reasons, then you'd be dumb to be making documentaries.
I know I'm going to lose a lot of readers over this, and I don't care: 'Garfield' is overrated. I have always felt this, even as a child. That dumb man and his dumb, mean cat have gotten more of our attention than they deserve.
I've gotten to jump into a lot of different things. And either being bold enough or dumb enough or naive enough to believe I could play them all, it's an exercise of self-delusion.
I just didn't like the word 'gay.' I still don't like it. It's a dumb way of describing sexuality. I like 'queer' or other words, but 'gay' is a word that had a completely different-meaning word and has been reappropriated. I just don't like it.
I have always regretted the dumb and offensive comments I made in my 20s on atheism and homosexuality.
Teens are not like the weird, dumb dwarves you have around your house. They are actually you when you were younger.
You know, I think British comedy is very smart comedy. You don't get too much dumb comedy over here. Or at least I haven't seen it. If I'm wrong about that, I apologize to all the dumb comedy makers over here.
I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?
So, I was sitting there and I watched 'Paranormal Activity' and I was like, 'Boy, white people do dumb stuff in movies.' So I was like, 'Why don't they just leave the house... What if paranormal activity happened to a black couple?'
Be it terrorists or 'blinded by greed' capitalists or 'deaf and dumb and siloed' officials, special interests will always tyrannize the common good.
Cookbooks have all become baroque and very predictable. I'm looking for something different. A lot of chefs' cookbooks are food as it's done in the restaurants, but they are dumbed down, and I hate it when they dumb them down.
I'm pretty cautious and not very athletic, so I've only had really dumb injuries, like sprained ankles and allergic reactions. I did have to go to the hospital after slicing my finger while trying to cut a Kaiser roll in half.
I have done some pretty dumb things. I am not going to lie. I see the things I have done. And I have done some dumb things.
It's such a shame that you were put in a category of a dumb blonde, but that's what they did in the '50s. You fought the system, but you didn't win.
There is a tendency to try to dumb everything down and turn everything into a one-paragraph press release or even less, just a slogan.
I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.
Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive.
So okay, the world through my eyes, what is that world? Well, I see a lot of dirty stuff, and I see a lot of dumb stuff.
Today, I give my daughter what I really didn't have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, frilly, nonfunctional toys I can force on her. She probably wants an encyclopedia.
Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman.
Toughness isn't that you've got to fight with the guy after the play or punch him because he punched you. That's not tough. That's dumb.
At parties, I'll start talking and notice everyone is looking at me and feel dumb and say, 'Forget it,' and then start eating things.
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