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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Quotes by Lyndon B. Johnson

Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive.

Quotes by Luc Ferrari

So okay, the world through my eyes, what is that world? Well, I see a lot of dirty stuff, and I see a lot of dumb stuff.

Quotes by Lisa Hanawalt

Today, I give my daughter what I really didn't have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, frilly, nonfunctional toys I can force on her. She probably wants an encyclopedia.

Quotes by Lenny Bruce

Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman.

Quotes by Lawrence Schiller

Toughness isn't that you've got to fight with the guy after the play or punch him because he punched you. That's not tough. That's dumb.

Quotes by Lane Kiffin

At parties, I'll start talking and notice everyone is looking at me and feel dumb and say, 'Forget it,' and then start eating things.

Quotes by Kristen Wiig

You can tell a dumb guy a mile away.

Quotes by Kim Shattuck

My first real business was bootlegging T-shirts - I was just a dumb kid. You go to a concert and pay $25 for a cotton T-shirt that says 'Rolling Stones,' 'Lollapalooza,' or whatever. On the outside they're 10 or 15...

Quotes by Kevin Plank

I went to an all-girls pre school where everyone went off to Harvard or Yale, and I had zero interest in doing so. I think they thought I was on drugs. There was a neighboring all-boys school, so we'd get...

Quotes by Katherine Moennig

I certainly don't dumb down the way I dress.

Quotes by Karen Katz

There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.

Quotes by Justin Halpern

You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.

Quotes by Judy Holliday

I hate it when people talk about Buffy as being campy... I hate camp, I don't enjoy dumb TV. I believe Aaron Spelling has single-handedly lowered SAT scores.

Quotes by Joss Whedon

I always loved jokes. It's such a dumb, facile thing to say, but it's true. I remember being a kid and getting those joke books from the Scholastic Book Club and loving comedy from a very young age.

Quotes by Josh Gondelman

Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb. But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb!

Quotes by Joseph Gordon-Levitt

I'll always cringe remembering those little embarrassing moments when I said something dumb on a conference call, when my inexperience poked through, when I should have been more solicitous of the judgment of those around me. They're a reminder that...

Quotes by Jon Lovett

Well, he can't be dumb, I mean, because he's been president for four years and he's president again, so you're going to get caught out if you're really bad, aren't you? Unless millions and millions of Americans are dumb.

Quotes by John Newcombe

To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.

Quotes by John Hewson

I mean, Eighteen years old is the age of consent in Europe and you can go anywhere and do anything you like. In America, it is dumb. At eighteen you should be able to do anything that you like, except...

Quotes by John Entwistle

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