Engineer Jokes in Hindi
Har engineer ki zindagi se juda hasi mazak, rozana naya.
Ye page un sabhi engineering students aur professionals ke liye hai jo apni college aur job life ko halke-phulke andaaz mein yaad karna chahte hain. Placement stress se lekar coding raaton tak, har joke kahin na kahin aapki apni kahani jaisi lagegi.
An engineer's favorite four words: 'works on my machine.' A close second: 'it was working yesterday.'
We had a sixty-minute meeting to decide the meeting should have been an email. Nobody saw the irony except the intern.
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Our daily standup is fifteen minutes of everyone sitting down describing yesterday's blockers, which are usually today's blockers wearing a disguise.
My commit history reads: 'fix bug,' 'fix bug again,' 'please work,' and finally, 'idk.' Future me is going to have questions.
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वाइवा में प्रोफेसर ने पूछा "ये कोड कैसे काम करता है," स्टूडेंट बोला "सर, ये चलता है, ये पूछना मना है।"
Viva mein professor ne poochha 'ye code kaise kaam karta hai,' student bola 'sir, ye chalta hai, ye poochna mana hai.'
बैकलॉग सुनते ही स्टूडेंट का चेहरा ऐसे उतरा जैसे एक और सेमेस्टर मुफ्त में मिल गया हो।
Backlog sunte hi student ka chehra aise utra jaise ek aur semester muft mein mil gaya ho.
रिज्यूमे में "एक्सपर्ट इन C++" लिखा था, इंटरव्यू में पूछा गया "पॉइंटर क्या है," जवाब आया "सर, वो इशारा करता है, बस दिशा नहीं बताता आजकल।"
Resume mein 'expert in C++' likha tha, interview mein poochha gaya 'pointer kya hai,' jawab aaya 'sir, wo ishaara karta hai, bas disha nahi bataata aajkal.'
प्लेसमेंट पैकेज सुनकर लगा था लैंबॉर्गिनी आ जाएगी, पहली सैलरी से सिर्फ ऑटो का किराया भर पाया।
Placement package sunkar laga tha Lamborghini aa jaayegi, pehli salary se sirf auto ka kiraya bhar paaya.
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