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Most Famous Computer Quotes of All Time!

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The computer would do anything you programmed it to do.

Quotes by Vint Cerf

The modern computer hovers between the obsolescent and the nonexistent.

Quotes by Sydney Brenner

Ask not what the brain can do for the computer. Ask what the computer can do for the brain.

Quotes by Sebastian Seung

I'm not a computer girl.

Quotes by Sandy Duncan

Code Quotes

I'm terrified of switching the computer on because there are so many poems.

Quotes by Roger McGough

The computer is a moron.

Quotes by Peter Drucker

My computer is littered with abandoned projects.

Quotes by Nick Hornby

I really enjoy computer networking.

Quotes by Matt Mullenweg

I don't know how to turn on a computer.

Quotes by Mack Wilberg

Computer Program Quotes

In 1966 I became president of the British Computer Society.

Quotes by Lord Mountbatten

I don't even have a computer.

Quotes by John Calipari

I've got a computer, but I won't go near it.

Quotes by Jo Stafford

I'm more of the sneaker-wearing, computer geek type.

Quotes by Jared Polis

At this moment I do not have a personal relationship with a computer.

Quotes by Janet Reno

Computer Science Quotes

I didn't have a computer until I was 19 - but I did have an abacus.

Quotes by Jan Koum

I can barely turn on my computer!

Quotes by Jack Nicklaus

I can't work a computer.

Quotes by Harry Redknapp

The ARPAnet was the first transcontinental, high-speed computer network.

Quotes by Eric S. Raymond

I'm not very computer savvy.

Quotes by Emma Stone

Computers Quotes

I don't have any of the modern stuff. I don't have e-mail. I don't have a computer!

Quotes by Elmore Leonard

Frequently Asked Questions

What's this computer quotes collection about?
A mix of practical and witty reflections on computing — from a plain statement that a computer only does what it's programmed to do, to a self-deprecating admission of a computer "littered with abandoned projects," to a dry joke that modern computers "hover between the obsolescent and the nonexistent."
What does "hovers between the obsolescent and the nonexistent" mean?
It's a joke about how fast computer hardware ages — implying that by the time you fully understand or need a computer, the model is already outdated or has effectively been replaced.
Is any of this quote set programming-specific?
Only loosely — one quote about the computer doing "anything you programmed it to do" touches on programming logic, but for quotes more focused on code itself, see Code.
Where can I find computer jokes or Hindi content instead?
Jokes has the same subject in joke form, and Shayari covers it in Hindi verse.

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