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Drink Quotes

Most Famous Drink Quotes of All Time!

These lines take a light, personal look at drinking. One suggests simply accepting what people offer, down to a shared milkshake, as its own form of taking in love. See Drinking quotes for related themes.

I can't eat bread, anything fried, or even drink a beer.

Quotes by Scott Michael Foster

I never worked in a coffee shop and I don't drink coffee, so I never thought I would become a coffee pusher on TV.

Quotes by Scott Patterson

I just drink regular drip coffee, but I'm kind of a coffee baby.

Quotes by Samin Nosrat

Cyder was anciently the main drink of the country people in the West of England.

Quotes by Sabine Baring-Gould

I don't drink, I don't smoke.

Quotes by Royce Gracie

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

I say to consumers: instead of relying totally on critics, drink what you like and like what you drink.

Quotes by Robert Mondavi

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

Quotes by Robert E. Lee

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

Quotes by Robert A. Heinlein

The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.

Roald Dahl

No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it.

Quotes by Ring Lardner

I drink a lot of coconut water. It balances out all the other toxic stuff I put into my body.

Quotes by Rihanna

A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.

Quotes by Richard Steele

Water is free of charge. Why then do people drink Evian?

Quotes by Richard Levin

My father was an alcoholic. I come from a family of them, so it's genetic luck or malfunction that I've ended up with no enzyme that processes it. I literally can't drink.

Quotes by Richard E. Grant

We made Casamigos just for us to drink. Four years later when, you know, we're offered a billion dollars to sell the company, yeah, we were kind of shocked.

Quotes by Rande Gerber

I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.

Quotes by Radha Mitchell

I drink a lot of milk.

Quotes by Radhika Pandit

I drink for the effect, because it loosens up the tongue a little bit.

Quotes by Peter Steele

I never drink alcohol.

Quotes by Peter Scolari

Frequently Asked Questions

What is this Drink collection about?
These quotes take a lighthearted look at drinking, from milkshakes and morning routines to blunt opinions about drinking water versus other beverages.
Why do people search for drink quotes?
People often want a witty or relatable line for social occasions, brunch posts, or just a funny take on drinking habits. The Drinking page has more in that humorous register.
One quote claims water "rusts pipes" and avoids it entirely - why is that funny?
It's an exaggerated, tongue-in-cheek justification for skipping water, using absurd logic for comic effect rather than any real health claim. The Drinking Water page has more quotes playing with that same idea.
Do any of these quotes defend drinkers rather than criticize them?
Yes, one argues that people who drink actually show more sympathy and generosity than teetotallers, offering a more sympathetic view of drinking culture than is typical.
How can I use drink quotes?
They're great for happy hour captions, brunch posts, or toasts among friends. The Drinkers and Drinks pages round out the theme with more options.

Another defends those who drink as having more warmth and generosity than strict abstainers, while a final line jokes about needing a drink just to get through breakfast, and avoiding plain water since it corrodes pipes. Browse Drinkers quotes or Drinks quotes for more.