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Drink Quotes

Most Famous Drink Quotes of All Time!

These lines take a light, personal look at drinking. One suggests simply accepting what people offer, down to a shared milkshake, as its own form of taking in love. See Drinking quotes for related themes.

Skimmed milk was what they used to give to prisoners and workhouse inmates to go with their porridge and gruel. It's a punishment, not a drink.

Quotes by Peter Hitchens

I'm for conservation, but it's mostly a con. That's the trouble. It's sentimental. Buy an elephant a drink, a lion an acre.

Quotes by Peter Beard

'Moxie' is a name that was created by an American for the first national soft drink and then went on to mean chutzpah, and that's nice.

Quotes by Penn Jillette

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood.

Quotes by Paz Vega

But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away.

Quotes by Paul Gascoigne

My father's mother was from Liverpool and she had this very beautiful English china. I only wanted to drink my cocoa out of my grandmother's cup and saucer.

Quotes by Patti Smith

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

Quotes by Patton Oswalt

I didn't drink for two years.

Quotes by Pat McAfee

I'm actually allergic to sulfate - so I can't have vinegar, and I can't drink wine.

Quotes by Orianthi

Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.

Quotes by Omar Khayyam

I'm such a homebody. I don't party. I don't drink. That may be because I got it out all out of my system before I was 18.

Quotes by Olivia Thirlby

I like the effect drink has on me.

Quotes by Oliver Reed

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

Quotes by Oliver Reed

My go-to drink is a mix of cukes, kale, apple and other healthy stuff.

Quotes by Noureen DeWulf

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.

Quotes by Nicole Polizzi

Drink lots of water and stay hydrated.

Quotes by Nargis Fakhri

I cannot drink or do anything that changes the mind.

Quotes by Naomi Campbell

I would love to have a drink with Meryl Streep or Prince. Those are my top two people I would love to talk to.

Quotes by Nadine Velazquez

I don't go out too much, though I love to dance, but I dont drink.

Quotes by Molly Qerim

I drink as much water as I can when I remember.

Quotes by Miriam Shor

Frequently Asked Questions

What is this Drink collection about?
These quotes take a lighthearted look at drinking, from milkshakes and morning routines to blunt opinions about drinking water versus other beverages.
Why do people search for drink quotes?
People often want a witty or relatable line for social occasions, brunch posts, or just a funny take on drinking habits. The Drinking page has more in that humorous register.
One quote claims water "rusts pipes" and avoids it entirely - why is that funny?
It's an exaggerated, tongue-in-cheek justification for skipping water, using absurd logic for comic effect rather than any real health claim. The Drinking Water page has more quotes playing with that same idea.
Do any of these quotes defend drinkers rather than criticize them?
Yes, one argues that people who drink actually show more sympathy and generosity than teetotallers, offering a more sympathetic view of drinking culture than is typical.
How can I use drink quotes?
They're great for happy hour captions, brunch posts, or toasts among friends. The Drinkers and Drinks pages round out the theme with more options.

Another defends those who drink as having more warmth and generosity than strict abstainers, while a final line jokes about needing a drink just to get through breakfast, and avoiding plain water since it corrodes pipes. Browse Drinkers quotes or Drinks quotes for more.