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Drink Quotes

Most Famous Drink Quotes of All Time!

These lines take a light, personal look at drinking. One suggests simply accepting what people offer, down to a shared milkshake, as its own form of taking in love. See Drinking quotes for related themes.

I eat a lot of kale, and I drink about half a gallon to a gallon of water a day.

Quotes by John Salley

The great thing about working with NPR - and, really, there's like a million of 'em - is all the cool stuff I get to do for the public. Meet the president. Hang out at the National Finals Rodeo in...

Quotes by John Ridley

Pepsi and Coke have to co-exist on the shelf for the long term because if they pull each other down, no one's going to drink carbonated soft drinks anymore.

Quotes by John Quelch

Once you drink one glass, you want another.

Quotes by John Forsythe

Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay no tax and, in general, bats have it made.

Quotes by John Berryman

I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan.

Quotes by John Bonham

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

Quotes by John Barrymore

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Quotes by Joe E. Lewis

I drink to forget I drink.

Quotes by Joe E. Lewis

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

Quotes by Jimmy Cannon

If you're going to go to a festival, drink water for six days before you get there.

Quotes by Jillionaire

I received the same kind of question many times. Do I drink? Of course I do. I do what all others do.

Quotes by Ji Chang-wook

My nan tells me to eat her fish balls and not drink alcohol. I'd rather have the fish balls.

Quotes by Jess Glynne

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

Quotes by Jerome K. Jerome

Kombucha is great for digestion - I drink it at the beginning of the day and sip on it all day.

Quotes by Jenna Johnson

Hi, I'm Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don't drink and drive. I don't... you're blind!

Quotes by Jeff Healey

I don't drink and I don't party. And I take care of myself mentally, and that's huge.

Quotes by Jeff Bauman

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.

Quotes by Jean Kerr

If there's one thing that I love as an entertainer, it's a spectacle. We all have looked up to either Michael Jackson or Madonna or Janet Jackson or anyone of those things. When I was in *N SYNC, I would...

Quotes by JC Chasez

Eat, drink and remarry is my motto.

Quotes by Jay McInerney

Frequently Asked Questions

What is this Drink collection about?
These quotes take a lighthearted look at drinking, from milkshakes and morning routines to blunt opinions about drinking water versus other beverages.
Why do people search for drink quotes?
People often want a witty or relatable line for social occasions, brunch posts, or just a funny take on drinking habits. The Drinking page has more in that humorous register.
One quote claims water "rusts pipes" and avoids it entirely - why is that funny?
It's an exaggerated, tongue-in-cheek justification for skipping water, using absurd logic for comic effect rather than any real health claim. The Drinking Water page has more quotes playing with that same idea.
Do any of these quotes defend drinkers rather than criticize them?
Yes, one argues that people who drink actually show more sympathy and generosity than teetotallers, offering a more sympathetic view of drinking culture than is typical.
How can I use drink quotes?
They're great for happy hour captions, brunch posts, or toasts among friends. The Drinkers and Drinks pages round out the theme with more options.

Another defends those who drink as having more warmth and generosity than strict abstainers, while a final line jokes about needing a drink just to get through breakfast, and avoiding plain water since it corrodes pipes. Browse Drinkers quotes or Drinks quotes for more.