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Divorces Quotes

Honest, sometimes dark, perspectives on marriages ending.

These quotes look at divorce from several angles: dark humor about its cost, the blunt admission that public separations are never easy, and a sobering historical observation that people fleeing Nazi persecution in 1939 had little room to think about relationships at all. It's a wider lens on marriage ending than the usual punchlines.

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

Quotes by Willie Nelson

The Bible never divorces the truth of Christ's future return with our present-day responsibilities.

Quotes by Robert Jeffress

This hook nose and crab meister attitude has gotten me every job I've ever had. And more divorces than I care to remember.

Quotes by Norman Fell

I had a pretty public divorce. They're not easy - divorces - and it took me a long time to really get through.

Quotes by Nas

America Quotes

If you're fleeing Nazi Germany in 1939 and you're a Jew, you don't think so much about relationships. People didn't have a lot of divorces during the Holocaust, for instance.

Quotes by Mike Nichols

The only thing that's different between high profile or celebrity divorces is that you have to do all you can to keep your client and the details out of the media.

Quotes by Laura Wasser

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

Quotes by Henny Youngman

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

Quotes by Helen Rowland

I mean, we had on our show, we had marriages, divorces and other stuff going on. And that was just me.

Quotes by Harvey Korman

Attitude Quotes

Adults are locked into car payments and divorces and work. They haven't got time to think fresh.

Quotes by Gary Paulsen

People in the business will stay with you through drugs and alcohol and divorces and insanity and everything else, but you have a failure, pal, and they don't want to know nothing about you!

Quotes by Don Johnson

Some of the reason why you have so many divorces is that we tend to get married, most of the time, not for ourselves, but for others, or for how it looks to others.

Quotes by Djimon Hounsou

The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.

Quotes by Denis Diderot

I find divorces repulsive. I will never get divorced, never.

Quotes by Catherine Zeta-Jones

Bible Quotes

90% of the divorces are initiated by women. That is really odd. Why? What's going on? What's the great discontent at the heart of it?

Quotes by Bob Geldof

I don't look upon my divorces as mistakes. Those marriages were right for the Bess that made that decision at that time.

Quotes by Bess Myerson

Trump, despite his divorces and 'worldly lifestyle', appeals to evangelicals because he is wealthy, powerful, and pays them lip service. They support him because they are tired of losing the culture wars and are addicted to the perks of power.

Quotes by Anthea Butler

Frequently Asked Questions

What angles do these divorce quotes take?
They range from dark comedy about how expensive divorce is, to an honest admission that a public split was never easy, to a sobering historical note about relationships being an afterthought for Jews fleeing Nazi Germany in 1939.
Why do people search for quotes about divorce?
Divorce is a common life event people want language for, whether that's humor to lighten a hard topic or something more reflective about what a separation actually costs, financially and emotionally.
Is there a quote connecting divorce to a historical context?
Yes, one quote notes that people fleeing the Holocaust in 1939 had little space to think about relationships, using that history to make a point about how few divorces happened under such extreme circumstances.
Do any quotes address public or celebrity divorce?
One quote openly discusses going through a public divorce and how long it took to really process it, offering a more personal, less joking perspective than some of the others.
What other topics connect to divorce quotes?
See quotes on Attitude shaped by hard experience, or the Bible collection for a different lens on marriage and commitment.

For related themes, see quotes on Attitude shaped by hard experience, or turn to Bible quotes for a different perspective on commitment. Divorce, these lines suggest, is rarely just about the two people involved.