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I met five presidents. I had dinner with a president of the United States in the White House. I played golf with a president of the United States. I made money. I mean, when I look at it, I had...

Quotes by Jim Leyland

What comedy does, for the most part, is it voices something so simplistically that people will agree with us, and then once you agree with something, you go, 'That's what I think.' So what you're trying to do is try...

Quotes by Jim Jefferies

Playtime and toys are good for kids, or they wouldn't buy them. McDonald's can provide that experience. And having dinner with the family is good for kids.

Quotes by Jim Cantalupo

Breakfast is Special K cereal. If I'm having a big meal, it's lunch instead of dinner. Some kind of wrap, like chicken for protein. For dinner, mainly vegetables. I mix it up if I go out to eat.

Quotes by Jillian Rose Reed

I came from dinner, went downtown with my friends, the elevator was down, I ran down the hall toward my room at 10 at night, having had two glasses of wine.

Quotes by Jill Clayburgh

Every President that went to China, I would meet them and have dinner and talk about the past and the future. That was in the '70s.

Quotes by Jet Li

When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope it's the street.

Quotes by Jessica Tandy

In L.A., I'm always going to dinner and hanging out. In New York, it's like my life just feels crazier, and there's more options.

Quotes by Jessie Baylin

Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I vow to follow the gospel of her teachings and do my very best in the remarkably less glamorous...

Quotes by Jesse Tyler Ferguson

When I moved to Paris at 16, I held a dinner party in my first apartment and served only red wine, French fries, and mashed potatoes. Unable to cook, I relied on people taking me out.

Quotes by Jerry Hall

It's absolutely imperative for the parents and the typical kids to have time by themselves, to go out to dinner or even go on vacation while someone else cares for the autistic child.

Quotes by Jenny McCarthy

I like to wear dresses and skirts when I go onstage because the attitude that I have is, 'I'm so excited to introduce myself to you.' And I want to be wearing what I'd be wearing to a date or...

Quotes by Jenny Slate

I grew up in Kentucky, but I did not grow up like that. I had heat, and I didn't have to shoot my dinner or anything.

Quotes by Jennifer Lawrence

The process was remarkably cathartic. I'd sit and listen to my father's voice - having not heard some of these tapes for 30 years and hearing his voice laying me down for a nap, our giggles and cooking dinner -...

Quotes by Jennifer Grant

Once I was unemployed and didn't have money, you can't just go to dinner. The onus is on you to learn to cook... I learned how important the right equipment is.

Quotes by Jen Lancaster

Not many shows bring fans and artists together, and 'Rock Dinner' is one of the few shows that does it. Every opportunity I get to get closer to one of my fans - and get to know them and talk...

Quotes by Jencarlos Canela

When I was younger - I don't do this too much now - but sometimes if I couldn't sleep, I would lie in bed and imagine all the characters I've played at a dinner table together.

Quotes by Jefferson Mays

I don't drink coffee. I like nice wines with dinner.

Quotes by Jeff Greene

My wife and I, we don't leave the house; we have dinner at home.

Quotes by Jeff Greene

If we have friends over for dinner, I do the cooking. I like the pressure of a big meal and the technical challenges of a roast.

Quotes by Jed Mercurio

Frequently Asked Questions

What's the tone of these "Dinner" quotes — practical or humorous?
Mostly warm and a little funny — nostalgic family memories, low-key preferences for a quiet night in, and one deliberately over-the-top joke about dinner etiquette.
Is there a childhood memory involving dinner in this collection?
Yes: "as a kid, I loved 'Monty Python.' My Dad was a devout watcher. We used to watch it when we ate dinner!" — a specific, fond family TV memory.
What's the joke about dinner invitations?
"A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend." It's a comically exaggerated way of stressing how seriously some people take RSVPs.
Is there a quote about preferring a quiet night over going out?
Yes — someone describes not being "particularly comfortable in bars or clubs" and instead preferring "having dinner with a couple friends," or other low-key plans.
Is there a quote that compares music to dinner?
One does, metaphorically: "The music I do is food... that will be your dinner." Family quotes and Evening quotes pair well with this theme too.

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