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Most Famous Dinner Quotes of All Time!

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When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.

Quotes by Judith Viorst

I come from a very, very Catholic family. We used to pray the rosary every day after dinner.

Quotes by Juanes

Years ago, Barry Diller asked me to be a judge on a pilot for an inventor show on USA, and when it was over, the producer, Ken Mok, took me out to dinner and really got me talking. It was...

Quotes by Joy Mangano

I've always been discreet - more than discreet. When a friend calls, and I'm doing something innocuous like cooking dinner, I tell them I'm reading or running out to the movies. It's the surveillance I can't stand.

Quotes by Joshua Cohen

Dinner and a movie is pretty great.

Quotes by Joseph Morgan

I love kids, but I have to be honest: I am that person at a dinner party who's a little relieved when the kids go to bed.

Quotes by Jonathan Slavin

The thing that's caught me off guard is going to dinner and people asking me for autographs or to take a picture. People coming to my house asking for autographs - that's something I really haven't grasped the whole entirety...

Quotes by Johnny Manziel

Make your having dinner out become The Event of the Night, instead of just the beginning.

Quotes by John Walters

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties.

Quotes by John Wanamaker

When I think back, the neighbors were always sayin', 'Oh, that poor Julie, that poor orphan.' I loved it. The Italians would invite me in for dinner - it was an Italian neighborhood mostly. Oh, I loved it.

Quotes by John Garfield

I have gotten to a point in my life where I don't want to have dinner with someone I don't like.

Quotes by John Frankenheimer

I'm not really that private of a person. I live in a small town and I'm very neighborly. I go out to dinner just about four nights a week and sit and talk to people. I'm not that private, so...

Quotes by John Corbett

I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you're there and you're not quite sure what you're supposed...

Quotes by John Cleese

I can't always go out to a restaurant and have a normal dinner.

Quotes by Joey Chestnut

With four-appetizer, four-entree menus, it's like, give me a break. That's not a restaurant, that's a dinner party.

Quotes by Joe Bastianich

Life changes fast. Life changes in the instant. You sit down to dinner and life as you know it ends.

Quotes by Joan Didion

I was at a dinner with my family in 2017, end-October, when I got the call. I got to know that 'Manikarnika' was being made and they wanted me to play Gangadhar Rao.

Quotes by Jisshu Sengupta

I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?

Quotes by Jo Brand

When you're climbing something as challenging as Meru, it's all about efficiency. Even a decision as small as what to eat for dinner would expend energy you need for making other, more dramatic decisions.

Quotes by Jimmy Chin

Every one tells me that I'm a pretty fast eater. I'll sit down to a dinner, and I'll finish in two minutes while everyone else will take 30 minutes.

Quotes by Jimmy Graham

Frequently Asked Questions

What's the tone of these "Dinner" quotes — practical or humorous?
Mostly warm and a little funny — nostalgic family memories, low-key preferences for a quiet night in, and one deliberately over-the-top joke about dinner etiquette.
Is there a childhood memory involving dinner in this collection?
Yes: "as a kid, I loved 'Monty Python.' My Dad was a devout watcher. We used to watch it when we ate dinner!" — a specific, fond family TV memory.
What's the joke about dinner invitations?
"A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend." It's a comically exaggerated way of stressing how seriously some people take RSVPs.
Is there a quote about preferring a quiet night over going out?
Yes — someone describes not being "particularly comfortable in bars or clubs" and instead preferring "having dinner with a couple friends," or other low-key plans.
Is there a quote that compares music to dinner?
One does, metaphorically: "The music I do is food... that will be your dinner." Family quotes and Evening quotes pair well with this theme too.

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