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Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

I want to be a dog, but I'm a pussycat.

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The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know.

The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson.

I have a wonderful road manager, and he travels with me. And my valet and friend travels with me. My little entourage is great, and they take good care of me.

When you first start out with something new, you're always a little uptight.

Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore.

You've got to be able to sell yourself.

I didn't get married until I was 38.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew eventually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.

I stopped smoking. But my personality I still have. I get up in the morning, and not everybody loves me, so if you want to call that a bad habit, there's that.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell...

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.

I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important.

After I graduated, I tried Broadway, which was difficult for me. It was tough to get a part on Broadway, so I just started talking to audiences at different social gatherings, and little by little I became Don Rickles -...

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