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Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

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Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

I never went out looking for glory.

My whole act is off the top of my head.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.

When I'm onstage, I'm acting.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

I was a mother's boy.

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