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When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit.

My father was an insurance man and a small-time gambler. He was a good man, but he had an eye for the racehorses, and I saw how it used to bother my mother. I've never gambled a dime. Never, in...

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I always say, when you're onstage you can't please everybody. I'm sure there are people who may not take to what I do, but that's okay. Thank God the majority are in my corner.

I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.

My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances.

I write my own tweets.

If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.

I've been to Philadelphia a lot of times over the years, playing the old Celebrity Room and most of the other clubs around there that don't exist anymore.

Sinatra was somebody special.

Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day.

To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always been fantastic.

Compared to what some of the young comics use for material today, I'm a priest.

In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.

I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day.

I've never had a written script.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child.

My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss.

I'm not one of those guys who wants to die on a stage.

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