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They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.

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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.

I do situations and make fun of authority and life.

In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know.

I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little - I think it was much tougher, because you got an image, and you were in a saloon. And...

I told jokes badly.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.

It takes many years to be a great comedian.

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

Funny is funny.

I still have drive, but everything is relative.

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.

You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and...

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

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