Stupid Status
Silly one-liners for when you'd rather laugh at yourself first.
This stupid status collection is for jokes that are proudly, deliberately dumb, like the classic bit about a parent asking about reading habits and the punchline landing on a social media app instead of an actual novel. They're built to get an eye-roll and a laugh in the same breath. For more of the same energy, see our stupid quotes.
My mom asked if I read books. I said yes. Then he asked the name of one. And I said Facebook!
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These lines work best as a caption when you want to poke fun at yourself before anyone else can. If you're after something a bit more serious for a change, our money status collection takes a different tone entirely.
