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Office Quotes

Everyday lines from cubicles, home desks and dream jobs.

A few quotes here are refreshingly small in scope, like a writer describing a modest home office or someone recalling how exciting it felt to walk into an NFL workplace as a young employee. Other lines poke fun at institutions and how they spend their money.

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Quotes by Aesop

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Individuals move and shift from one party to another simply on their aspirations for office.

Quotes by Adolfo Aguilar Zinser

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'Breaking In' is a very different office comedy and a caper comedy. Aside from 'Chuck,' there is no half-hour comedy that does stuff like that.

Quotes by Adam F. Goldberg

7

I got off the abutment and walked towards my office.

Quotes by Abraham Zapruder

Animal Quotes

6

I don't do office work at home.

Quotes by A. K. Antony

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I thought it was the coolest thing in the world to be in an NFL office.

Quotes by Zac Taylor

4

If you are prepared to run for public office, you also have to be willing to accept a debate about you.

Quotes by Wolfgang Schauble

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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

Quotes by Woody Allen

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I did not win and in fact I was called into the principal's office for a consultation with my parents. But that was the beginning of my literary career.

Quotes by William Joyce

Birthday Quotes

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Poor Darrell Hammond. What's he going to do when I leave office?

Quotes by William J. Clinton

One dry observation notes that organized crime brings in enormous sums yet spends almost nothing on office supplies, a reminder that this topic covers workplace politics as much as furniture. Fans of workplace humor may also enjoy our office jokes page.