Office Quotes
Everyday lines from cubicles, home desks and dream jobs.
A few quotes here are refreshingly small in scope, like a writer describing a modest home office or someone recalling how exciting it felt to walk into an NFL workplace as a young employee. Other lines poke fun at institutions and how they spend their money.
Individuals move and shift from one party to another simply on their aspirations for office.
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'Breaking In' is a very different office comedy and a caper comedy. Aside from 'Chuck,' there is no half-hour comedy that does stuff like that.
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If you are prepared to run for public office, you also have to be willing to accept a debate about you.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
I did not win and in fact I was called into the principal's office for a consultation with my parents. But that was the beginning of my literary career.
Birthday Quotes
Bloomberg believes his money can buy anything - even the liberty of individual Americans. After all, his personal fortune bought him public office.
I worked as an accountant in an auditor's office, at a textile showroom, a telephone booth, and a fast-food joint while studying. My dad found it odd, but he never interfered in any of my decisions.
The under-funded and over-extended United States Patent and Trademark Office does not have the resources to adequately evaluate the burgeoning number of applications, and too many low-quality patents are being issued as a result.
Christmas Quotes
It was my fortune, or misfortune, to be called to the office of Chief Executive without any previous political training.
I wasn't the student body this, student body that. I was not much into running for office.
President Bush's mercury rule is a gift to the big energy companies that helped put him in office.
When President Bush left office, the deficit was approximately $500 billion. It is now approximately now $1.5 trillion. In other words, President Obama has essentially tripled the deficit.
Every U.S. president enters office promising stronger ties with our southern neighbors, only to thereupon largely ignore them.
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One dry observation notes that organized crime brings in enormous sums yet spends almost nothing on office supplies, a reminder that this topic covers workplace politics as much as furniture. Fans of workplace humor may also enjoy our office jokes page.
