Funny Status

Because seriousness is overrated sometimes.

These funny status lines poke fun at everyday habits everyone secretly relates to — diets that never actually start, to-do lists treated more like gentle suggestions, and a personality apparently held together by caffeine and questionable decisions. For more one-liners in the same spirit, check our funny quotes.

Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.

Andy Goldsworthy

I like a man who looks like a bad boy but knows how to treat a woman like a queen.

Candice Swanepoel

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Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius.

Pietro Aretino

I am a queen, and I demand to be treated like a queen.

Sheila Jackson Lee

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Tom Lehrer

Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen.

Willa Cather

Hey there whatsapp is using meee.

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I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.

I’m not hot, it’s called cuteness overload.

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