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Suck Quotes

Lighthearted admissions of what people just aren't good at.

These suck quotes are casual, self-deprecating admissions, from disliking how one looks on screen to eating frozen food without bothering to cook it. See Any quotes for more short, candid lines.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

Quotes by Woody Allen

When I direct and have to look at filmed scenes of myself, I suck.

Quotes by William Shatner

Every great device, gadget, electric car, and robot would be even greater if batteries didn't suck so badly.

Quotes by Steven Levy

I tried snowboarding before, and I suck at it.

Quotes by Pepa

Any Quotes

I suck at titles.

Quotes by Mark Boal

I've written for every medium except poetry, at which I suck.

Quotes by J. Michael Straczynski

Generally, screenplays suck.

Quotes by Grant Heslov

Any divorce is going to suck.

Quotes by Gavin McInnes

I think celebrities suck.

Quotes by Eddie Vedder

Auditions Quotes

I have enormous respect for Steve Johnson, and as I've told him, Feed was one of the inspirations for Salon. They were up there before we were. And also for Joey and the Suck people.

Quotes by David Talbot

Sometimes you have to suck it up and call a number.

Quotes by Darrell Royal

I seriously suck at auditions.

Quotes by Connie Nielsen

I either do really well in spring training, or I suck. I either hit .350 or .150.

Quotes by Christian Yelich

I think all my videos suck.

Quotes by Bryan Adams

Before Quotes

I don't suck up to anyone or do any of that. I point-blank refuse. I just hate it.

Quotes by Andrew Flintoff

Frequently Asked Questions

What are these 'suck' quotes actually about?
They're casual, self-deprecating admissions - about disliking your own screen presence, eating food without cooking it, and being bad at naming things.
Is there a quote about watching yourself on film?
Yes, one director admits disliking watching filmed scenes of themselves, using 'suck' to describe that discomfort.
What's the frozen food quote about?
It's a lighthearted admission of eating TV dinners frozen rather than bothering to cook them first.
Is there a quote complaining about technology?
Yes, one jokes that even great gadgets and electric cars would be better if their batteries didn't suck so badly.
Where can I find more short, candid quotes like these?
Check our Any quotes page for more in a similar casual tone.

Others poke fun at everyday frustrations, like batteries that never last as long as they should. Browse Before and Call quotes for related pages.