Squirrel Quotes
Backyard wildlife with a side of sharp wit
These squirrel quotes mix genuine nature observation with playful humor, comparing the everyday squirrel to a rat wearing a cuter outfit.
You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
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One tax dodge often used by multi-national companies is to squirrel their earnings abroad in foreign subsidiaries located in countries where taxes are lower.
Always Quotes
The red squirrel is more common and less dignified than the gray, and oftener guilty of petty larceny about the barns and grain-fields.
I'm not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and tried to look at its brain.
My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat.
Brain Quotes
I've started collecting taxidermy: I've got a red squirrel, called Steve. I made sure he came with certificates so we know he wasn't just killed for stuffing.
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From childhood curiosity about how a squirrel is built to sly one-liners about its reputation, these quotes show the squirrel as both familiar and oddly fascinating.
