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When nothing goes right, Go left.

I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.

If your father is a poor man, it’s your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.

Sometimes, there I think life is one big test & I’m in the wrong classroom.

I didnt kiss your boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice 🙂

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂

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I want to kill the hottest person alive… But suicide is a crime!

Women are smarter than men. They have figures to prove it!

I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast!

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

hmmm…. Don’t copy my status!

Mosquito’s are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 😀

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!

Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls are always incomplete without boys.

You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!

Never steal. The government hates competition.

I see the negative side of life :There’s “HELL” in hello, “LIE” in believe, “OVER” in lover, “END” in friend, “EX” in “next”, & “IF” in life.

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either 🙂

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. Send him to KFC.

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

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