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C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping.

You don’t have to like me… I am not a Facebook status.

Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met.

Single doesn’t always mean available…

Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

Warren Buffett

I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…

One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature…

When I’m good, I’m very good and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!

Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed.

I’m so poor… I can’t even pay attention.

Second chances are for looser….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.

Totally available! Please disturb me…

I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her ID card.

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.

People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.

Once a cheater always a repeater…

Good Morning, let the stress begin…

Save water – Drink beer!

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent…

Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.

You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…

Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.

Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up!

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.

Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!

There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday.

God is really creative, I mean just look at me.

We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.

Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!

I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them…

I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.

FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.

It’s cute when your crush’s crush is uuh.

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

Jealousy = I actually care about you.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.

Whatsapp status is loading…..

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food.

It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live.

Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if tomorrow is last one.

People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

Silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.

Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.

Always remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody else.

Move on…

I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge’.

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

I shouldn’t have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!

I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I’ve got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.

I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.

WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s OK and wait for my turn to destroy them.

Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.

I will kill you with my awesomeness…

The best one night stand is masturbation…you get to play with p#%^y and don’t have explain why later…lol

I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!

if your dog barks and enemies laugh take it serious.

Waiting for Wi-Fi Network…..

Love is that state of mind when a Karan Johar film becomes bearable.

Happiness is when ‘Last seen at’ changes to ‘Online’ and then to ‘Typing…’

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

Hey there Whatsapp is using me.

Here my dad comes on Whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

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