Screwed Quotes

Honest words for when things go wrong.

This page collects quotes where speakers admit, plainly, that they screwed something up, from a physical injury on stage to broader regret over choices that affected their own life and their kids. Nothing here softens the word with Anything resembling spin.

I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage.

Quotes by Zakk Wylde

I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.

Quotes by Tim Roth

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I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.

Quotes by Ronald Biggs

I've screwed up and I've overcommitted and it's typical of me.

Quotes by Robert Metcalfe

I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am.

Quotes by Rick Springfield

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Quotes by Quentin Crisp

I screwed up my life. I screwed up my kids' lives.

Quotes by Nadya Suleman

There are so many traps, so many ways of getting screwed in this business.

Quotes by Max Martin

For the devices we use... the funding models are completely screwed up. Angel funding isn't sufficient for hardware.

Quotes by Mary Lou Jepsen

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

Quotes by Kinky Friedman

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.

Quotes by John Kricfalusi

My knee is screwed. I had the meniscus cut out.

Quotes by John Daly

I've screwed up a lot, but I've always admitted it.

Quotes by John Daly

The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.

Quotes by Jami Gertz

Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.

Quotes by Henry George Bohn

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all.

Quotes by Dominic West

I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.'

Quotes by Dean Devlin

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

Quotes by Corey Feldman

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Quotes by Albert Brooks

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A recurring thread is business risk, with one quote warning how many ways there are to get screwed in a competitive field. See Always quotes for more direct, unfiltered statements in a similar tone.