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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

We were a country band with a social conscience.

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

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