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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

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For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.

The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

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