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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.

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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven't done.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

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